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I think I just made our last dual mortgage payment! Soon, we get to live in the basement of an unfinished house!

Hi, does anyone know of any rappers accepting applications for a hype man?

Got talked into driving to Iowa City for a hip hop show tonight... We'll get back to the moving and remodeling tomorrow.

How do I get a picture of @GarthBroox with @GarthBrooks while he's touring in Des Moines?

all, the girls, are on me, damn. every, body, pay, attention. this, right here, is my, pretty boy swag. t.co/CggdzvJFPP

I wish more rappers would make songs about how much money they spend on clothes n stuff

This is how I get things done: instagram.com/p/BC9ObF7OsPi/

I invented swag. I have proof: instagram.com/p/BD2Pg0dOsJ1/

Instead of doing all the thing I should be, I'm just layin on the couch listening to music. Feels good, man.

Why is "don't fuck the other stuff up" not an implied part of the job for construction workers?

I hate hiring people. Hate it.

Did HBO break?

Mowing my lawn, hauling my lawn mower across town, and then mowing my other lawn is something I hope to not do very many more times.

Uber dropping their prices has completely ruined the experience in medium sized cities. Fewer drivers. Hard to find rides. Constant surges.

One of my favorite parts of hangin out with @kbroox is listening to her commentary on other girls doing other girl things.

I am only interested in hanging out in fancy bars and restaurants that are cool with me not wearing a shirt this evening.

We've raised a couple grand in just a week. Help us raise more! Tomorrow we'll walk with @kbroox. main.nationalms...016-team-kbroox

Kanye West is basically releasing software updates to his album... The internet continues to make things weird.

We have less than a month to be moved out of our Ankeny house. 😬

I got the gas. And the coke.