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Aaand thanks to Sonos tidal support, we've now got Prince playing throughout @GravitateDSM. Pourin some out.

Tonight, instead of working on my house, I just ... hung out with Kari and my buddy, Ben.

Just stuck my finger into a fan... I knew exactly what was going to happen, but it still scared the shit out of me when I hit the blades.

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Revved up like a douche

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One of my favorite parts of busting my ass on this new house is putting my computer in my bag on Friday and leaving it there until Monday.

I can't wait for the day that we get to stop talking about wtf to do with our staircase.

Last night, my buddy Nathan spontaneously drove straight to my house from Colorado. Today, I am working on my house hungover.

What's the deal with construction workers not giving a fuck about anything but their exact assigned job?

We already here. t.co/dn7zMIdK1R

I'M OUTTA DEWSK

Currently: selling house, remodeling house, moving, planning vacation, buying car, fighting identity theft, working full time, taxes, dying.

I wonder if today will be the day that I lose my mind.

Can someone plz help me find the slow down button?

What am I supposed to do with this? t.co/2VCJ66kuqz

"I scanned my drivers license and put it on the Internet" is not listed as an option for pinpointing how my identity may have been stolen...

Filing police reports for identity theft. Having a good time. This is fun.

Every time I use a framing nailer at night, I wonder if my neighbors think that I'm shooting a bunch of people up in our new home.

We have to be out of our Ankeny house by May 20th. The flooring for our new house is on back order til mid June... Anyone have a camper?