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Hey Chicago friends! Kari and I are in town for a couple nights. Let's hang out?

I did not expect home automation to look like this in 2016. t.co/kWKLbXCD8w

Politicians are disgusting.

Teslas would be cooler if they didn't all look like dad cars.

God bless Chicago.

After 15 swipes at this restaurant I think I've learned that square readers apparently do not work very well on headphone extensions.

Amazon has started showing me ads for nails... Nails. Just big ol ads with nails on them... I need to finish this damn house.

I just took a basketball jersey in to my tailor... because I am a douche.

Lit up orange for Kari Brooks and everyone else fighting MS. t.co/iLcUF1Wrnc

Want some hip hop? Want to chill out? Listen to the Raury - All We Need album.

Kari Brooks makes MS look like it ain't no thang. It is a thang. It's a big, unpredictable, debilitating thang. #MSAwarenessWeek

Drywall dudes are magicians.

Just shredded the instruction manual that came with this new paper shredder. It was incredibly satisfying.

Kari just excitedly whisper yelled, "Yesssssssssssss!" in her sleep... with an impressive amount of emphasis on the S's.

Tonight's shower plumbing episode was interrupted by a lost bat flying around, inside our new house.

PSA: There's a new 2chainz+lil Wayne song with a chorus that plays on Scatman. It's called Gotta Lotta and is about dope.

Whoa. @geoffwood just handed me a full sugar Dewski. It tastes like burning. and is extreme.

Dang. This would be a beautiful day to be working on a house.

This may be a bit controversial... but I think @kumandgo is making better breakfast pizza than @caseysgenstore these days.

Rockin this new @HopNoggins tee even though I have no idea what the company is. Killer logo, @Jackovin! t.co/KGgsLNUmpU