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Remember when gifs were the stupidest thing on the Internet?

Thought about trying to buy lollapalooza tickets for about 10 minutes...

"you mess up the bip bip and have to hit the my bad" ... just some normal conversations going on at work today.

I want a projector pointed at my ceiling from behind my bed's headboard and a split Bluetooth keyboard laying on each side of me right now.

I wonder how many iPads I'll buy before I learn that I actually don't want an iPad.

Apple could just end this event right after announcing all the cool environmental/recycling stuff they're doing. Super rad.

Pro tip: never start a plumbing project after the hardware stores close. Even a simple project.

Kari bought me some deodorant. It smells like bubble gum... I smell like bubble gum.

Blaring deep house music. Drinkin a beer. Wiring our new kitchen. This is a great Saturday afternoon.

What do you think the motivation is for someone to put a giant, "fat chicks can't jump" sticker on the back of their truck?

Someone. Please. End. Mediacom.

What it means to be a nerd according to some kids my wife mentors: have glasses, have braces, have acne, be white. lol

I would love to take a vacation, lock myself in our new house, build stuff, and not interact with another human for a week or four.

Just got asked to fill out "a bracket" at my chiropractor's office. March Madness is so weird.

Check me out on Google Maps. goo.gl/maps/3rUs9Wnkcnw

Things that are annoying: today

Passing through the QC on i80 and want some pizza. Should I get Riverbend? Or does it suck now?

Headin home after a quick furniture shopping trip to Chicago... I ruled a bunch of stuff out. Kari ruled a bunch in... Sorta productive.

Just took a cab simply because I didn't want to answer the Uber pool bullshit.

There's a dude near me who's wearing a shirt that says BUTT STUFF 2016