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I can just throw this smoke detector away, right? t.co/ddLBhehVql

My dog just looked me right in the eye as he drug a big ol shit streak across my office floor.

WE'RE OUTTA DEWSKI

I really need to figure out how to clear my mind.

Metal. Metal is the only thing that will get me through this week.

Sometimes in the middle of the night, Garth Brooks starts straight up howling in his dreams. It is quite alarming.

I have a hankerin. I have a serious hankerin for a rock show.

I think this cabinet designer we're working with is actually a car salesman... The construction industry is a weird, weird place, man.

Good morning. Slam a dewsh. t.co/UuCpciyOJy

I wish I could eat chips for a living

I've accidentally hung up on my support rep 3 times because of the placement of these buttons. /cc @ParkerSoftware t.co/oP1cWbJHX5

Oh yea... 2015 was awesome bit.ly/1Vl3uaZ

Left my computer at the office for the weekend... and. it. has. been. awesome.

I pretty

Why does censored rap music exist?

I wanna get a sidecar for my car.

Currently at the stage of our home remodel project where I don't even care what it'll look like. Not one bit.

I don't trust anyone who calls a slash a backslash

New hobby: chatting with collections agencies about how I didn't write personal checks at big box stores in Nebraska t.co/vbgOxVUqZC

Just hung out with Jeff Wingert for the first time in 2 years... Man. I have missed that dude.