Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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Tonight's adventures of insomnia: thinking about pex. hvac. central vacs. electrical. cat6.

Decided to expand and move literally every bit of plumbing and electrical in my bathroom... and keep telling myself, it will be worth it.

I really wish there weren't so many syllables in "absolut and sugar free red bull"

"You sneezed into my mouth! I felt it hit my lips and teeth!" Kari whisper screams after I apparently wake her up by sneezing into her mouth

I am looking at some high school lovers, holding hands across a table as they stuff their faces with grossly oversized fast food burritos.

I wonder what sorts of things my identity thief was buying at hardware stores in Omaha... What if fake me is remodeling a house too!!!

Just started getting mail from collection agencies about bounced checks made in my name... with check numbers that I don't have... kewl.

Anyone else ever practice being blind while navigating their house? Or is that just a me thing? (p.s. I am awesome at it)

I wanna slap everyone who says, "you're the only one who will notice" when something is wrong or broken.

This morning while driving I thought to myself, "it'd really suck to have a flat tire in this weather" ...and now I have a flat tire. Killer

"Dude, I write somethin crazy on my Facebook every time I'm here, I'm like... Dude. People go crazy when I do that" - this crazy dude, here