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Last night a woman angrily told us to turn off the Snoop Dogg and "put on some Boston or somethin" ... I can't stop thinking about this, lol

Nothing like having to replace your roof right before selling your house. Whew! Yessssss! 💸

At a startup accelerator launch event that just turned into a drinking game... Hoping no one dies.

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Pro tip for your 30s: make sure to get a good stretch in before sneezing.

Work. Nap. Soup. Repeat.

I drink about 600 liters of SodaStream a day. #SodaStreamPapi

Behind

Just sold stock for the first time ever. Whew. That was exciting. What a weird game stocks are.

Sup

Doin 4am stuff

I'm pretty much a self made interior designer now...

Today was a really weird day.

New hobby: waking up at 4am to lay around and think about stuffs.

After eating this sandwich from Chick-fil-a, I just realized... I should've bought 2 sandwiches from Chick-fil-a.

I love eatin chips

Dear @Sonos, plz make a multi-channel amplifier.

Lookin for some floor plan software to help with a remodel. Anyone have recommendations?

Can you imagine living in a place where Casey's breakfast pizza isn't an option??? 😱😱😱

Ordered a crazy football jersey... Received a crazy baseball jersey. wtf, Internet.