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I wrote a blog about home automation while on a recent flight.

My wife is currently reading it while hysterically laughing and making big fun of me for being a nerd.

KEVI AND I FOUND A GOTH CLUB!!!

Just had two pints of fresh Jai Alai at the cigar city brewery with kevi double o sevi. Oh yeah.

Oh, hey.

Oh hey t.co/B73eSh9DGp

this foundation bullshit that i'm dealing with is making me physically ill.

god, i hate homeownership so much.

That was a really, really good Super Bowl.

Nice touchdown, Chief

Don’t forget to say chief after everything that Kansas City does in the Super Bowl today

Casey’s cashier: what’s in your box, honey?
Me: potato ch-
Old woman behind me interrupts: lots of love. That’s what’s in my box.

“You tweet weird things” -@kbroox

I am laying in bed and all I can smell is curry from supper earlier.

I hope that everyone else enjoyed my scent this evening.

Darude just grabbed my buddy @BENovator’s GoPro and started filming mid set, lolol

I’m at a club. Darude is DJing.

Good hockey is good. Live hockey always makes me wanna get back in the game.

Is 41 too old to start playing again? 41 feels too old to start playing again.

You know those days where you’re simultaneously rushed and slowed down by everything around you from start to finish? Having one of those.

We are not made to sit in hours of back to back video meetings

I just looked up a coworker on our employee directory while in a meeting and accidentally changed their name to my yubikey OTP value.

Sorry, cccjgjgkhcbbirdrfdnlnghhfgrtnnlgedjlftrbdeut

This is a dumb blog... but last year was awesome.

derek.broox.com...enty-twenty-two

That Venus is bright af