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My 20 year old php site is still up and way more performant and stable than my modern(ish) vue + node frontend backed by a python REST API. All hitting the same MySQL DB that I’ve been maintaining since college.

@kbroox has some pretty great people in her circle.

Happy holidays, merry Christmas, and fuck @KimReynoldsIA

If you look closely, you’ll find a photo of me on the Caitlin Clark Wikipedia page.

The first NBA game was played at the Wharton Field House in Moline, Illinois. The Denver Nuggets vs the Tri-City Blackhawks - now the Atlanta Hawks. The Blackhawks won.

An old woman just got up from the bar at this brunch spot and had her own barstool seat cushion that she picked up and took with her.
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CHRISTMAS BREAK BABAYYYY

Wow. Uranus looks a lot cooler than I expected.

Learned about 2 separate people that I love being diagnosed with aggressive cancers today…

I hate that shit.

I bent over to pick something up at the drag brunch and a woman gave me a dollar. Oh yeah baby. Fist bump dot gif.

I witnessed a certain beauty of life that I did not expect to be apart of this evening.

Their old shit was gnarly, man. I still love it. twitter.com/icp...435181547254162

I am at a bluegrass show and it is p fun. I think I am witnessing bluegrass rap rn.

“You should try to stop gaining weight”
- my doctor

Kari leaving town is not good for my health

Kari just left town for the night, and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I got a promotion today. I’m a big time software boi now.

Dreamt that I got an early delivery of the Tesla truck. It was fun to show people, but I had big regrets and wanted to flip it.

I think this was inspired by a meme that I saw yesterday, but it was also the realest dream that I’ve had in a while. Hahah.

What a silly vehicle.

This morning I stepped on my Withings scale and then quickly stepped off before it registered who I was cause I was unhappy with the results.
#FatBoyFall

I really enjoy doing things that make my dog look at me like, “wtf”