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I am effectively jetlagged from last week's wilderness trip... My biological clock is now based on sun cycles.

Today, @kbroox and I both started new jobs... trading stories feels like we just got done with our first day of college or something.

I am in an email thread where a bunch of dudes are trying to figure out who owns a stray pair of underwear found in our camping equipment.

Super stoked for my first day as @modest joins @braintree/@PayPal.

BWCA 2015 - The year of the portage bit.ly/1gW3Cja

My hotel room has TWO FULL BATHROOMS

I wish I could use the mobile Sonos app to play music through my headphones.

Flight delayed, overbooked, forgot my headphones, and the woman next to me is humming all the top airport radio hits.
👨🔫

Just bought a lint roller at an airport cause I woke up too early to notice that @GarthBroox is a dick.

Whew! Nothing like booking a last minute trip to Chicago to jump start my transition back into civilization.

wtf is this black magic t.co/5iOmJjrKGw

I am the tiredest man in the northern hemisphere.

I wanna go to a karaoke party where instead of singing, the person on stage just has to lip sync and perform the song.

The other day I watched a bald eagle grab a great blue heron out of mid air and destroy it. It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen

omg. I have missed pillows. and beds.

Survived a week in the wilderness. Next orders of business: pizza, beer, shower, dewski. In that order.

Goin dark. See you in a week, internet.

to the gunflint trail!

Just took my last shower of the next 7 days. Tomorrow, I head to the land of no electricity, running water, or cell phone service. Stoked.

This dude in the SUV behind me straight has a big ass husky riding shotgun while his girl sits in the back seat.