Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

OOO YEAH

I am looking at beards that make @dylanr's beard look like stubble. w.t.f.

Oh you betcha I'm on the isthmus.

I am at a beard competition

Madison, I am here.

I am roaming on a mobile network called BUG TUSSEL

Madison bound!

Why aren't we making all home automation devices BLE?

I am eating a lot of bugs on these Iowa bike trails. #bikinandtextin

The only risk is that you'll go insane.

IS THERE HOT HAM IN MADISON, WISCONSIN?

The best driving music is anything from this series made by @Ryan_Paradise flic.kr/p/vZ4iru

I love driving in Iowa.

Back in the saddle. Feels good, man. flic.kr/p/vZAsTE

White zombie was awesome

Just came back from vacation to find some new emoji reaction feature in @SlackHQ ... wut? why?

Bike 50 miles: legs unaffected.
Walk up and down a 21 story monument: legs barely work for days.

What's up with everyone's "me first" mentality at airports?

"Are you being that guy right now!? You'd normally be taking pictures of that guy!" - kari, while I do some mornin stretches at the airport