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If you live in Des Moines, don't be a dummy. Go support @8035 tonight... Go to Run the Jewels and tell me what I'm missing. 😭

Just farted in a pew. HAHAHA.
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It's a good thing this vacation is over tomorrow. I'm not sure our bodies can handle much more gluttony. #bigfatpigs

Crabcake. Eggs. Benedict.

JUST ROWIN THIS BOAT t.co/eJpo0GlUuU

I am rowin a rowboat!

Every time I notice shitty craftsmanship, I think, there was someone here, who said to the tradesman, "you're the only one who'll notice it"

"Ummm, duh. Don't bring me bread and oil, just bring me a plate of pickles" - @kbroox flic.kr/p/vNfrBh

Having full on LTE coverage in the Boston subways is blowing my mind.

Boston T > Chicago L

Watching the Red Sox at Fenway Park... The woman in front of me is playing candy crush. The dude in front of her is reading the onion.

GUESS WHERE I AM t.co/nVlmuW6nK5

I can't think of a good rap lyric to represent this floppy disk covered ride. t.co/haCZtg47El

These Boston streets are SOMETHIN

The Air BnB I am staying in has a motorized, hidden bed... and a motorized wall that toggles a room between an office and a walk-in closet.

Having mobile coverage is magical... and a bit annoying.

Headin to Boston for the rest of the week. First timer. What should I do?

Gonna try not to eat lobster today.

We can get way fatter than this!