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DSM ✈ ORD ✈ CUN

The only bad part about not using alarm clocks: when you have to set one for a super early flight and aren't sure if you did it right...

This time tomorrow, I will in southern Mexico... and I cannot wait.

Oh man. I have a lot to do today.

FOUR THIRTY LEFT IN THE FIFTH THIRD BANK THIRD PERIOD

"Half way through the fifth third bank third period"

I wanna be watching this hockey game!

2 hours before the emergency broadcast system told me about flash floods in my area, my phone told me that my attic was wet.

Trying to convince a house of dudes who paid for PPV fights to switch back to the Stanley cup is no easy task

There is a hilarious amount of ditch weed along Iowa bike trails.

Me RN t.co/3xsvVo1mFY

Kari talked me into doing an architectural tour in Des Moines... I should've brought whiskey.

If you like biking, beer, and/or @kbroox, join us for the Bike MS ride in 2 weeks: bikemnm.nationa...ike-with-kbroox Half off with code: BIKEIOWA

Have internet outage. Call @MediacomSupport. They're sending a tech out in 4 days and are trying to upsell me outdated technology. Helpful.

oh man. twitter.com/fer...201576767418368

PSA: don't ever share your toothbrush.

Playoff hockey is the best.

I need to figure out how to carbonate my homebrew as fast as this sodastream carbonates my lime water.

This girl's on summer break... which means we can meet for ramen and kimchi tots. flic.kr/p/uniC19

Just watched a fireman almost hit someone head on while talking on the phone and rubbernecking at some construction.