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I'd love to be listening to a playlist/station made up of all the upcoming @Lollapalooza artists on @sonos. Does this exist?

Whew, only 11 days til vacation.

I was not at all ready to stop vacationing.

Check out the @kbroox tank I'll be rocking at the Bike MS ride this weekend. t.co/wpBPQf2Q9t

Oh it's so good when it touches your lips. #dewsk

Normally sleeping in my own bed after traveling sounds amazing... Now, is not one of those times. That was such a great vacation..

Happy father's day, dad! t.co/D1pnNeJmqt

Well that certainly set a high bar for destination weddings... and vacations in general.

palabra a tu madre

I regret wearing sleeves to this wedding

Necesito dewski

Every time I travel internationally, I am reminded that Americans are huge, huge assholes.

I have eaten a lot of grasshoppers today

Day 1: no dewski. Feels weird, man.

I need to stay at more hotels with room keys that open into a private front yard. (this place is bonkers)

My mom is unexpectedly good at emoji.

Home for a few days... flic.kr/p/uMCkUL

It's nice how much better @TMobile roaming works in Mexico than it does in my home state.

I am looking at a dude wearing a shirt with a giant Mountain Dew logo that says, "Mountain DUDE" ... Super jealous.

The bleacher seats in these @united regional jets really give the flights a quirky, fun vibe