New parents are the worst.
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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Find house we want to buy. Call Realtor. Find out it just sold. Repeat.
When you spend every night of your holiday weekend thinking/dreaming about work...
PAPUSA OVERLOAD
Why don't movie theaters have restrooms in the back with 1 way windows?
I have never seen a terminator movie.
Des Moines is a pretty cool place.
I shop at @HyVee for the soakin wet produce
If you wear a watch, you are a dork.
OH "How many dads does he have?"
"Yo! Is your Snapchat workin?"
Dusting off my XPATH skills with @tolar and thinking about 2005.
Why does Advil taste so AWESOME
PSA: muscle relaxers are serous business... I'm not even sure if I can unrelax myself outta this bed.
I need DatPiff support on Sonos. NEED
This new @Yelawolf album is so unexpected. I can't stop listening to it...
Sitting in this dentist chair is the most relaxed I've felt all week.
STRETCH ARMSTRONGED
Just changed an incandescent lightbulb that still had ceiling texture on it from when my house was built in 99... wtf.