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Listen to Lyrics Born and nod your head.

I need another Sunday.

Someone apparently backed right into the side of my car, creased the door and the front fender and then drove off... rad.

Watching @kbroox get tattoos... Getting super jealous.

I wanna give a serious wedgie to every dude who wears jeans with fancy back pockets.

Put the sonos speakers outside and my buddies start blarin NWA for my suburban neighbors.

1.5 years ago @kbroox woke up and literally could not walk... Today, some of her best friends and I walk with this ultimate fighter. #BeatMS

Now on tap in my house: @FiretruckerBrew t.co/Zh0kfHTIb4

Every time I wear a shirt, I think, "why am I wearing a shirt?"

I wish the buttons on my keyboard beeped like the buttons on my microwave.

My gf and I are barely sane when we are hungry.

Normal meetings are absolutely brutal after you get used to holacracy/tactical meetings.

imagine how lame and quirky all weed themed hip hop is gonna sound if marijuana is completely legalized

Stupid things adults do: clean houses before parties.

You just don't see enough corn row, fu manchu combos these days... Thanks for the inspiration, @murs... New hairdo coming soon.

Tech N9ne draws a hilarious crowd.

Seems like a good night to see a hip hop show... Tech N9ne and Murs.

Today is a weird day.

I just attempted to plug my headphone jack into my ear hole... airhead lyfe.

Every time I mess up my back, I think, "I should do yoga" and then proceed to not ever do yoga.