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Realizing you don't have the keys to your car as you're walking out the door to a doctor's appointment = forced cardio.

I need a new back.

If you didn't already know... Kari Brooks is an ultimate fighter.

"Turkey? Gross! I don't want the bird flu, and plus... turkey smells like farts" - Kari... not wanting turkey

Things in my immediate future: mow lawn, drink a beer in the shower, go to an i-cubs game.

Whew. Just finished my first 30+ mi bike ride of the year... Not sure the ol grundle was quite ready.

"When people see babies and they say their ovaries hurt... That's what happens to me when I see puppies!" - my wife

el bait shop just added 60 new taps... and now has ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY beers on tap.

Just stepped outta my car in public, looked down and... flic.kr/p/syWEJv

Just got out my incredibly dusty jack, stands, and creeper to install a hitch on our SUV... Its been way too long since I've worked on a car

It's hard to work in tight places when you're wearing a cowboy hat.

whoa. just had pão de queijo (brazillian cheese bread) for the first time courtesy of one of @kbroox's student families... i want mooaarrr

It's 2015 and instead of saying "goodnight, house" to turn off all my shit, I have to physically tap a button on my phone.. Ugh. Life's hard

According to google transcription, the voicemail I just got is, "Horrified by you" ... I'm just gonna assume that's accurate.

Hey! Sign up to walk with Kari and I next weekend:
walkmnm.nationa...alk-with-kbroox

Ordered a hitch for our SUV... This is how it was delivered... flic.kr/p/ryftMh

pro tip to anyone with atomic sweat glands: cut the sleeves off your tees with blown out armpits

Just drove through a drive through, lol. Wendy's. Bought a frosty.

ME RN t.co/gQz8YYgvdf

WHAT DO I CHOOSE t.co/eu9D7EkJHk