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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Next few months: Chicago, Mexico, Maine, Boston, BWCA
montage of heck
When you take your @nudiejeans into the tailor to get your broken pockets fixed and she tells you it's not worth it... 😭
Just realized I forgot my wallet while checking out at home depot, but was able to pay with PayPal... wut
I ate pizza for every meal today.
That was an incredibly and unnecessarily nerve wracking fight.
Hmmm... Should I watch a big fight or watch @AndrewWK at Vaudeville?
Buying good denim is apparently not an option in Iowa...
Kari is refusing to take my beavis and butthead crew neck to thr dry cleaners.
There's a thing in Des Moines where country+city kids come into town and "scoop the loop." ... sports cars and diesel trucks... all turbo'd
big brooksy
broox
If I had a dollar for every time a piece of my wife's undergarments fell out of the clothes I was wearing...
Open coworking+happy hour at @GravitateDSM today. Come hang out!
Well that was an unexpected Thursday evening... Thanks again for the last minute notice, @zlarson!
OH: "tinder for the workplace! that hooks into outlook so you can reserve rooms!"
Fancy socks. Why?
Dear adults who talk to babies in baby voices. Why? Why do you sound like that?
This @FightingBurrito bowl looks like it's gonna be awesome. t.co/ftfdqxyD9n