Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

It's super rad how Des Moines high school students are responding to a local catholic school's decision to not hire a gay teacher.

Hey @AndrewWK, don't forget to get Casey's breakfast pizza when you're rolling through Iowa this weekend. Ultimate morning party material.

I miss baked doritos. 😭

Things I could really use in my office: flipping table, punching bag, abort button.

Just realized that I get to sleep in my own bed every night for like ... an entire month straight. 🙌😴

"FOUL!" "There's no fouls in knockout!" "OK fine, I'm going home!" - neighborhood shit talkin

Won a contest at @modest... and now I have @sonos in my garage. t.co/5GWpsA3tWE

I would like to get my teeth powder coated metallic blue. Is this possible? Plz help.

Goodbye, Logan Square.

Debating driving halfway home and staying in the good ol QCA tonight. Anyone wanna kick it?

This is an interesting looking park. t.co/hZSOuKg8jU

Guys. "froyo" just means "frozen yogurt"

Just got on a full train sweaty from skateboarding, ripped off my hoodie and hat, took a big ol swig of dewski and realized I am *that dude*

I'd love to try google fi without having to own a phone made for giants.

I wish I could transplant @handlebarchi to Des Moines.

My dog @GarthBroox has over 100 twitter followers

Why don't people just serve coffee at like a comfortable drinking temperature?

And so starts my last week in our Chicago summer home... which we ironically never got to live in during the summer.