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I cannot wait for summer. t.co/XlbP8sAwxe

Can you put milk in a soda stream?

Bikers! Join us for the BikeMS ride! If you're in DM, register tonite at @FireTruckerBrew for a free pint. Otherwise: bikemnm.nationa...ike-with-kbroox

Got this building all lit up orange for Kari and everyone else fighting MS. twitter.com/bro...1353088/photo/1

For MS awareness week, I want y'all to be aware that MS is a terrible thing and that @kbroox is an amazing woman and ultimate fighter.

Waitress, to me and Kari, "you guys are CUH-UUUTE" and the only response I could come up with was, "thanks, we're really excited to be here"

I cannot wait to show and tell Kari about the near range paint balling that we did in our basement this evening... She's gonna love it.

Sitting in outdoor hot tubs slightly lower than your body temperature...

Just pushed a 22 minute @JODYHiGHROLLER vine compilation on my house party.

Yea, I'm the shit. I should have febreze on me

Just walked right past some freshly baked breakfast pizza without grabbing a slice... Hardest thing I've ever done. Ever.

Aww, just my luck... I ordered an iced green tea but through some mix up I apparently got someone else's iced shit tea.

Makin breakfast: i.imgur.com/lCW5g2b.gifv

i wanna go to a blackhawks game in march... how do i do that? #itsmyfirsttime

Now that we're getting some national press, I just wanna make it clear that all opinions expressed here are that of my employer, @modest.

Kari, from home, "can you turn the living room lights on please?" Me, 15 miles away, "sure" ... the future is weird.

I like tuh make money, get turnt.

CRUNCH'D techcrunch.com/...er-reed-modest/ via @techcrunch

Wraps off: home.chicagobus...kes%20the%20wra

swag triumphant