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Sights set: arstechnica.com...-retail-easier/

hashtag @modest

I want to light the Des Moines financial center orange for MS Awareness week next week. Who can introduce me to someone to make that happen?

Halfway through repainting our master bathroom... I've gained a whole new respect for contortionists.

Current status twitter.com/bro...8307072/photo/1

Man. I am really good at caulking.

white boy twitter.com/bro...1844352/photo/1

Just finished a great night of drinking excellent beer with zlarson and Minnis... Now chowing down on late night cavatelli like a fat kid.

"I wish Iowa had mountains" - minnis

Changing all my passwords to schw8

Here, I want you to take this golden crown for your birthday, @lucky33. You've earned it. twitter.com/bro...7362688/photo/1

I'M A COLD ASS HONKY

Last week I tweeted about cheese. This week I got a coooool $9.58 of free cheese in the mail. #cheesefluencer #ballin twitter.com/bro...9791744/photo/1

I need some summer in my life.

Eating cookies after a health hacking lunch-n-learn... 😐

For some reason, 10 years later, I decided to use my day off to start removing the awful crackle paint on our master bathroom walls...

Kicking myself for designing that one logo in arial black italic 10 years ago... and then losing the font.

Really wish we wouldn't have lost that game of broomball...

This is hands down one of my most favorite weekends ever.

"Don't be a light boy"