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i woke up like this twitter.com/bro...0470144/photo/1

My sister just published her first paleo cookbook! I've piloted some of these recipes and they are all great. Get it: amazon.com/Wont.../dp/0692379940/

Last night I dreamt that I was in a new Missy Elliott video.

Throwback to when I wore crooked visors, big ol hoop earrings, and owned a razor. twitter.com/bro...7668993/photo/1

Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.

The iOS grimacing emoji should really be the awkward smile emoji... cause that's what it looks like... and what I use it for.

My buddies and I are using Bock Fest seniority to figure out who gets to sleep where in hotels this weekend... getting out of hand.

been workin on this at @modest: "After 2 years in stealth mode ex-Obama tech team unveils 'shop everywhere' platform" builtinchicago....ywhere-platform

Realizing how much you rely on a tool or service via service outage is so infuriating. P.S. I miss you @SlackHQ

I wanna learn to play lacrosse. Anyone know if there's a club/intramural league in the Des Moines area?

My beard has reached a length at which I can feel it move when the wind blows. *fistpump:*

Sooo, what do you do when you start dreaming up nonexistent bugs and losing sleep over them?

and then home automation turns your bedroom lights back on... because there's no way you should bed yet... #doucheproblems

That thing where boredom turns into getting in bed at 9:30pm... wtf, @broox

If there's one dude who is serious about clean wine glasses, it's Jason Simon.

string cheese is the best cheese

Trim painting is my moment of zen. Nothing chills me out more.

At the hardware store for the first time in what feels like literal WEEKS

Pretty sure I just got more beat up playing a scrimmage against my own team than I do in a regulation game, haha. oy.

Just saw a bumper sticker on an old woman's car that said, "God bless our troops... especially our snipers." what?