Microblog

Chowin down on a slice of that Casey's breakfast pizza, @mila_kunis style.

Today was awesome.

Sometimes it's awesome that the last bus ride to my house is at 6pm. @ridedart helping me keep priorities straight.

*shaking fist* UNICOOOOOOOOODE

Just registered for the 25 mile BRR bike ride tomorrow. Excited to see what this event is all about.

My favorite software development tool is the shoehorn.

A combine just drove past me in downtown Des Moines...

I am an idiot for not going to gong fu tea before now. This place is great!

"Oh, yah! We got oodles of those too!" - woman from Minnesota, in her natural accent

Come to firetrucker brewery and register for the Bike MS ride (June 27) and have a (free) beer with me. Right now!

Look at modest.com

I wish there were more tweets about politics and sports.

I want a diet coke, but I don't want to drive my clean car on these sloppy streets to get one. #doucheproblems

It's like people only do these things because they can get paid... and that's just really sad. twitter.com/bro...0455040/photo/1

I love it when american leagues consider themselves world champions.

Watching footballs. Wearing these socks. twitter.com/bro...1482880/photo/1

First order of business, charge @harper's drone. 2nd order of business, sleep. 3rd order of business, film these beautiful trees.

Holy snowfall. Drive safe tonight, Des Moines. These streets are intense.

Raise your hand if you wanna get dinner in Des Moines.

"dude, how cool would it be to be able to dunk?" - thome