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"and then I got really mad about you dying first, like GREAT, now I'm gonna be sad the rest of my life! I should die first!" - rational Kari

Charity auctions are insane, man! I was just that astonished dude sitting there rapidly looking back and forth with my mouth agape.

Hold up... @PUSHA_T has a second Instagram account just for dressing up his dogs. Yuuugh. factmag.com/201...-dog-instagram/

I just ordered a mickey mouse shirt.

So, Kari bought 2 slices of pizza last night and stuck em in the fridge for me to find this morning. :fist pump: Glad to be home.

Hello, Iowa.

"I just really don't wanna see people's snap stories when they have boring lives!" - popular chick on airplane

So, I've spent most of 2015 away from home, heh. Can't wait to fly back to Des Moines tonight and kick it with @kbroox for a bit.

I am a tired dude.

And now for something completely different! massages, salads, water, and chilled out music.

Drinking white russians with josh lueck.

BRAINS

My buddy Chris just started a story with, "DUDE, the craziest time I've ever had on the internet was ... "

What do you guys wanna do? "I'm gonna go pee and smoke a cigarette in the bathroom, see if we kicked out, then see where we go from there."

Running around Chicago with Josh Lueck.

My buddies Josh and Chris are heading to Chicago! This weekend cannot begin soon enough.

Walkin home after a great dinner at Fat Rice with Lunar OG.

So the Logan Square blue line stop is filled with smoke and surrounded by the fire department. haha. Chicago.

My apartment could use a clapper. #homeautomation

I miss the Ukrainian village.