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"Derek! You had too much to drink last thanksgiving!" - looking through books at RG Books

RG Books... Probably the last year of this old tradition.

Well that drive was annoying as shit... BEER ME

pull up in that foreign, then I hop out.

What do you think people spent all their money on before electronics?

Just vacuumed up a critical part of my wife's $7,000 bionic leg... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Currently making mushroom stuffed mushrooms... MUSHROOM STUFFED MUSHROOMS.

Thanksgiving homebrew session supplies attained! Can't wait for the weekend.

Ugh. Gross.

I got to use a protractor tonight.

Things that are delicious and carefree: Yoga pant material, nail polish, and this popcorn. Thanks, @boomchickapop twitter.com/bro...4862208/photo/1

Too soon, Monday. Too soon.

First night of Broomball canceled because of warm weather. :( ... Man, I was so looking forward to running around tonight.

Where do people dance to good music in Des Moines these days?

Favorite features of Android 5.0: lock screen notifications (finally), and auto PIN disabling when connected to my car or watch.

Where's the damn :sob: emoji on android?

Trying to convince my wife to get my name tattooed around her tramp stamp. I think she might be feeling it a lil bit.

This weekend can not start soon enough.

I am almost middle aged... at least according to @cld276

Did you know that people who get migraines are called migraineurs? #tmyk