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Just took my first emergency @uber in Des Moines. So glad to have this service available now.

ANDROID 5.0'D

Software engineer by day. Framing carpenter by night.

I love that the "free" button on the iOS app store is now just "GET" ... i'mma GET THIS SHIT

Dear Apple. Why? twitter.com/bro...4369152/photo/1

The new calendar app on android is probably the first usable mobile calendar app I have ever used. So good.

My dentist office is just killin it! twitter.com/bro...6714112/photo/1

Dudes. When's the last time you ate a pear? Reminder: they taste awesome.

I go from v0.1 to v14.47 real quick... real quick... Whole app in that real shit.

Wake up, the dog is missing, discover our gate was opened so some kids could sled, find the dog gnawing on a bunny pelt at the neighbor's...

I just swerved and cut off my bus so that I could beat him to my bus stop. #dickmoves

I really wish sonos played nicer with iTunes/airplay so I could easily stream all this music that I spent years curating.

If there's one thing Des Moines does better than Chicago, it's grocery stores... #thatsarealbadasstweetderek

The clouds part as we enter Iowa... Sup

Holy shit. He was right. I could not hang... Just asked for the menu back. twitter.com/bro...6499072/photo/1

I apparently just ordered something crazy at this Vietnamese restaurant... "I'll take this!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah?" "No Americans get this"

Whew. Just survived a Saturday afternoon trip to IKEA.

Sonos... No skips, delays or drops. My asshole.

I always forget how allergic I am to dogs until I'm reintroduced to mine after a week apart.

Ahhh, finishing up another great week with the @wearemodest team. Ready for a weekend in the city with that @kbroox.