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Welp. Kari and I officially have a vacation home in Chicago now. flickr.com/phot...ox/15551106227/

@clint I came to Chicago. I am literally here right now.

I love it when jets floor it before they've even straighten d out on the runway. I like to think we're burning out.

Chicago, I'm coming.

Last night I dreamt that I was onstage free styling with @aeongrey... I also found out that I am terrible at freestyling in my dreams.

I'd be so much more into the amazon echo if it was made by google and tied into the tools I'm already using.

yo @tolar, wanna drop by @MishkaNYC and grab my orders that are apparently in limbo on your way to Chicago?

It’s complete baloney that the world wants us to do nothing but work. benmilne.com/20...s-just-go-home/ via @bpmilne

Des Moines friends. Get out of your office or house and come work out of Gravitate with me for free today. For real. Come hang out.

So I asked a freshman Basketball player at @CornellCollege homecoming how I could get my hands on a purple jersey and twitter.com/bro...3164032/photo/1

All these broken buildings in downtown Des Moines have the skywalk in shambles! COMPLETE SHAMBLES

I wish @zlarson and I had an iPhone 6 when we were shooting finger skateboard videos... Might be time for Tech Deck Dorks 3, hahaha

I just spent $22 on a 3 inch eyeball shaped like a bunny that's wearing a zip up polar bear costume... Thanks, Internet.

I keep syrup in my soda like ...

Look at all this shit twitter.com/bro...9969664/photo/1

drilling through studs with a paddle bit and catching a nail... yeow!

Just realized that I have no hotels or flights booked or planned for the next 3-4 months. *fist pump*

This is what it feels like when you wake up and slam an ice cold dewski: youtube.com/wat...eature=youtu.be

Hanging ductwork in a crawl space is now filed under: not very fun.

It this real? It seems like this is real. youtube.com/wat...eature=youtu.be