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Man, people really want me to vote tomorrow.

You can pretty much double the prep time for any recipe calling for my OCD ass to chop vegetables.

The couple fighting in the hotel room next to us for the past 8 hours really make me appreciate that @kbroox is not a psycho bitch. #blessed

Eatin skittles for breakfast.

whew. my body almost just died.

omg.

Post wedding bar hopping with Mr. Sean Rankin

and the wedding party enters to Turn Down For What... yes

babies. at. weddings... why?

This is my wife. #blessed twitter.com/bro...5105665/photo/1

Someone needs to upload that super slow-mo video of @ibcheerful speedboxing my ass last night.

QUAD CITY BOUND

The worst part about wearing a morphsuit is that there's no place to put a phone, wallet, or fitbit...

My favorite part of Halloween is the wicked Halloween playlist I've been curating over the past 10 years.

GUESS WHO'S READY FOR HALLOWEEN twitter.com/bro...5748353/photo/1

Halloween grillin twitter.com/bro...1157248/photo/1

I am not quite ready for another weekend.

Jumping into bed and hoping to fall asleep in the next 1 minute!

"You guys should make a boat key locator app!"

Great win SF. You really killed it on that last play... Really killed it.