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How sick?

Dick Ford, Method man, Red man, and B-Real are in town. We're about to see a hip hop show.

This cashier just gave up and gave me a free breakfast sandwich cause she couldn't figure out the cash register, heh... Off to a good start.

Man it feels good to spend an evening with sledge hammers and framing nailers.

I just put on a morphsuit and started gyrating immediately... which I'm guessing is probably everyone's first instinct.

I am at a bank and hear a modem in 2014.

I am straight crying laughing while looking at last night's after hours wrestling match photos.

It's fun to give 100% tips.

Come to stix in Ankeny. Let's party for their last night open!

"Today is a gift! That's why they call it the present!"

Are you supposed to wear underwear under under armour?

Uh, Yea. I'd like a number 12, ass blaster please. t.co/Iu8X5bbEnH

Driving uberX is hilarious.

Check out this photo I snapped at @CornellCollege with @harper's drone last weekend. t.co/IGeSnz4l5W

Ankeny PSA: Tomorrow night is the last night Stix will be open!

Man, how did it take apple this long to figure out window sizing UX? These Yosemite buttons are so... windows 95 and... usable.

Fun times with Yosemite. flic.kr/p/pMEz3t

Pretending that there was nothing important on this laptop. Doing a clean install of Yosemite. I will not regret this.

"process"

I am listening to a station called "witchy thug grrrl pop" right now. Side note: google play music has gotten really good lately.