warm cognac is the best.
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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.66 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
LOOK AT ALL THIS LOVE: derek.broox.com...oks+kari-brooks
"What do you wanna do for our anniversary?" "Ride bikes" "Sold"
Just had @jimmyjohns delivered with the instructions, "KNOCK ON DOOR. HAND OFF SANDWICH. HIGH FIVE." ... that went down exactly as planned.
Wells Fargo stopped letting me put swear words in my account transfer descriptions. wtf.
9 years ago today I married that @kbroox and won. #boom #winner #awesome #married #limos #champagne #fistpump #eatit t.co/Dv7SONysI7
At first, I enjoyed catching up with friends on Facebook, but what happened next will blow you away.
Sometimes the only solution is cranking the metal to 11.
Technology is failing me today. Thanks, technology.
these distractions are distracting
Relaxing after a great weekend running around @CornellCollege with @harper, @kbroox, and a bunch of thetas... Mount Vernon is a crazy place.
THE SHIP. HAS SOLD.
I just got cat called on the streets of Cedar Rapids... *fist pump*
I have no idea how to spell gif on a phone
I have no idea how to tweet a gift from a phone.
HOT TUB TIME
MOUNT VERNON BOUND
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