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It's @iowaconf! Come to the kirkwoord and listen to some great speakers, including my buddy @harper. iowaconf.com

Pounding that red bull before bed may have been a poor choice.

THUNDERBOAT 2

Are Craig Federighi's eyebrows real?

Good luck with your keynote technology today, apple.

"I really hate you these days, Derek. I hate you so much." - my eyeballs

The 6" screen on the nexus 6 has the same resolution of my 27" Dell monitor... That is insane.

But I don't want a 6 inch phone, google. google.com/nexus/6/

Hey Des Moines, why aren't we lighting up the Women of Achievement bridge pink this month?

I miss the days when @SlackHQ worked well. i.e. yesterday and all the other days before that.

Just realized that Die Antwoord - Ugly Boy samples Aphex Twin - Ageispolis

"My service engine light came on and the manual says to drive in moderate condition and contact my dealer as soon as possible" - my gf

Apparently @touchtunes is desperately trying to find a jukebox near my office... Great job, guys. flickr.com/phot...ox/14908313543/

Meetings. i.imgur.com/RyxbA0f.gif

Happy invade America day!

Flying Drones with Red: youtube.com/wat...eature=youtu.be

"What's that Peace Tree beer you have on tap?" "Oh it's kind of a light... like a blonde... fatale" "Oh blonde fatale? Cool. I'll have that"

Wait, this DJ doesn't have a laptop. or serato. or dicers. He's just straight digging through and playing 45s... This is a good party.

Just fell down the stairs carrying an open laptop, 2 phones, and an open can of soda... somehow didn't drop or spill a thing. *fist pump*

"You are 52th in queue." Great job, @MediacomSupport