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Plans: eat cold pizza, do yoga, fly drones, drive uber

I'm up!

87 year old Julius Brooks just straight up sushed this entire restaurant, stepped up to the mic and nailed "what a wonderful world." wow.

Just chauffeured my first chauffees on UberX, hahaha. I think this is going to be a super fun hobby for a minute.

This morning is powered by Pusha T.

na-nu, na-nu

#tbt derek.broox.com...42/sexy-boy.jpg

Man, software development moves fast when you don't write any tests and have no APIs to integrate with.

Why's everyone always gotta rag on @shingy's style? flickr.com/phot...ox/15302126288/

Can I watch the Des Moines #RiseOfRest pitches anywhere?

Hey Louis Kemp! The packaging you use on your crab delights is a real pain in the dick to open.

"America itself was a startup."

Just realized that I've lived in my house for 10 years... 10 years and 4 days to be exact. wtf. That is a long time.

Any of you @CornellCollege students wanna Air BnB your dorm room to me over homecoming weekend?

Pretty sure this pickle just came to life. flickr.com/phot...ox/15286160729/

Using this issue of "Trapper" from my childhood treasure chest to light the grill and cook up some vittles. flickr.com/phot...ox/15464136035/

Hey friends of @kbroox and I. Meet us at The Gramercy Tap in an hour or so to help us keep drawing out her birthday celebration.

and why are there not @DunkinDonuts in downtown Des Moines yet?

Hey, Des Moines. @ridedart is free all week. Go learn how to ride the bus, it's nice.

I just got an MMS on google voice! I mean hangouts! but with google voice! ... Can someone tell me what service I'm using!?