Microblog

A dude just got off my bus with a bicycle that was entirely spray painted metallic gold. Seat, grips, reflectors, tires and all. #ballin

Pretty much haven't stopped listening to @profgampo mixtapes since hearing him open up for @atmosphere last week.

"PAPAYA SALAD!!!" - my mouth

A year ago today, Metallica's manager called to chat about @harper getting credit for my photo in Death Magnetic, haha. Nothin ever happened

Eating drunken noodles for breakfast. *fist pump*

Just excitedly ordered a smart moisture/leak sensor for my home... Being an adult is super lame.

HICKORY PARK IS INSANE. WTF.

I've never heard a rapper that sounds as good as slug from @atmosphere live. So good.

This is a rad venue. flickr.com/phot...ox/14827599019/

Pretty stoked on seeing @atmosphere perform on the riverfront in downtown Des Moines tonight.

Literally surrounded by moose knuckles.

Idea: fried spaghetti balls

100% humidity, huh? Aww, let's go ride bikes, anyway.

Having Jack Daniels cocktails with Nathan Deutmeyer.

nawsty phawt. flickr.com/phot...ox/14976409136/

Electroluminescent paint for bikes. WANT. lovingthebike.c...way-to-bicycles

My car rolled over 36K. No more warranty. Time to start moddin.

My 75 year old grandma straight shot 2 under par in a round of golf this week.

Dear @CradleofFilth, thank you for powering my afternoon.

I just dreamt up an amazing game that involves an Olympic sized pool and flying squirrel suits... New life goal: get rich and make it happen