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Man. I really thought I knew how to use Sublime Text... Just got my mind blown by all the tricks @Ibips has up his sleeve.

I bet they were like, "DUDE. REVERSIBLE USB CONNECTORS."

Can you even imagine how exciting it must've been when they came up with reversible USB connectors?

dammit.

eatin scallops for lunch. what

Putting eye drops in is one of the most nerve racking things I have ever done. I am terrible at this.

Who needs sleep when you could be laying in bed thinking about API architecture? Not this guy, apparently.

Work on work. Work on house. Repeat.

Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

I wish every day started like the turn down for what video.

"Dude, you have a smoker?" "yea" "tittiiiiiies"

Check out betweenthebars.org. A means for prisoners to blog. Super interesting.

I just bought a tie dye shirt that says nasty fart on it.

There's a workout called a "burpee" ... Man, that sounds so bad ass.

Bars, you should invite your patrons to attempt to bartend on industry nights.

Went for a few staples in my short 3 hours at the Iowa State fair: giant pork chop, corn dog, ear of corn, bacon wrapped rib, and 2 beers.

These tight pants are tight.

What's going on this evening, Des Moines? I would like to see your faces.

Gradually writing "fun" in the comments field of awesome MP3s over the years has paid off huge... Best Friday playlist ever.

I love when ATMs spit out warm money. Feels so fresh. And tasty.