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Nailed it flic.kr/p/o1CzrC

Why are soccer players so bitchy?

"You look like an old man with your short shorts, black socks, and white legs all sprawled out." - @kbroox

It absolutely blows my mind that my mom has figured out how to pocket dial me from an iPhone.

Transitioning from Riff Raff's Neon Icon album to Die Antwoord's Donker Mag album. I love terrible music.

This is the moon talk to ya. It's the actual moon. soundcloud.com/...dy-3-moons-skit

June: the month where I begin obsessing over new technology from Google and Apple for the rest of the year.

Just crashed a pioneer team building outing to hang out with @zlarson and @minnis. I like seeing those dudes.

"You drive like a dick" - @automatic

We should probably turn around soon flic.kr/p/o2Qt5s

I can almost get my entire mullet/mohawk thing into a single ponytail.

Why do people buy Brooks bike saddles? I kinda want to get one just because my name's on the back, but other than that, I don't get it.

Awesome perk of listening to vinyl in your office: forced breaks.

I know the sound of my mail man's exhaust...

Confession: I really like listening to Lana Del Rey.

Your Amazon order of "Cheddar Cheese Powder" has shipped!

Just ordered a pound of cheddar cheese powder and some baked tostitos... That's right. I'm hosting the baked doritos comeback tour.

This is an intense storm. Hold on trees! And house!

Turn up your speakers and listen to The Fendermen - Mule Skinner Blues right now. I promise, it'll help whatever you're doing.

I wanna meet that dad!