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I think I am ready to own a watch.

When you use words that end in OTUS, you sound like a douche.

I'm excited that home automation is finally starting to get some legs... but it is still way too fragmented and cost prohibitive.

NO WEDDING SHOES. Right, @JODYHiGHROLLER?

Found this beautiful plant while biking some trails in Iowa. Anyone know what this is? flic.kr/p/o6joWJ

How are baseball umpires still relevant? Their entire job is already solved by technology.

Any of you Des Moines folks know of a local company that sells acrylic plastic rods/tubing? I need to make something awesome.

Crackin my knuckles and diving back into iOS dev this morning...

This did not work. These are terrible. flic.kr/p/o7oLEP

Nothing makes me feel secure like @keepersecurity's brushed steel background, padlock logo, and bright green "encryption: ON" text.

@AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Eat cold pizza for breakfast.

"Don't tweet that. People probably think I'm heinous. And I'm not. You just do really weird things!" - @kbroox

"What's wrong with you? Why are you the way you are?" - @kbroox

My neighbors introduce me to their screaming kids. I introduce them to the new Die Antwoord.

That was a good ass soccer game.

I am super jealous of birds.

Sucking on a Dominican cigar, Sipping on a Makers and Ginger, and grilling a filet.

It's the first day of summer. Make sure you fellas ready to hit the beach! inderwear.com/7...bleu-alter.html

Just finished up a super nice ride with that @kbroox. It's good to have her back on the saddle and enjoying herself. Beer time.

Bike MS. Cruise the Cornfields. flic.kr/p/o1TPaQ