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Also, what's going on in Chicago this evening?

No! Kari and I just got our first speeding ticket in the mail! Stupid future police.

Just spent a slightly absurd amount of time practicing making dollar bills rain in the middle of a packed bar with @tolar and @brianholcomb

That was a long hockey game

I'm really glad to see that they fixed the restroom wallpapers at @bangersandlace

Showin some of my @startupcitydsm peeps around the city of Chicago!

Ethiopian food, WAT flickr.com/phot...ox/13906212275/

Wat!

Bummed to be missing the tattoo appt I'm supposed to be at right now, but happy I could pass it off to a friend. Can't wait to see her work!

Yesterday: got a free goose island pint glass for sampling their Endless IPA. Today: got my free pint glass taken away by housekeeping.

I should think about eating some dinner... What's new and tasty in Chicago?

If I weren't so excited to be working in Chicago this week, I would probably try to sleep for 5 days straight... Soooo sleeeepy.

DSM -> ORD! Stoked to come kick it in the new @modestoffice for a week.

Getting cabs in Des Moines is so sketchy! When do we get to outfit these cars with @uber tech?

MY GOLF STEEZ: youtube.com/wat...ture=youtu.be&a via @YouTube

I watched a man completely lose it, break down, and wind up sobbing in a fetal position over post traumatic stress today. It was awful.

Just took a shot. In the morning. Dammit. This weekend.

I feel like I've gotten myself into a giant mess... This weekend is gonna be somethin.

I like this maybach music.

It feels super weird when someone calls while your phone's on vibrate in your mouth.