Microblog

Sneezed and pinched a nerve in my neck. I am a 90 year old.

Where can I get good wings in Chicago?

Happy 50th birthday to my tasty old friend, buffalo chicken wings!!!

Just walked into a restroom, sneezed, and became blessed by a stranger in the stall. It was quite an intimate moment.

Modest pizza partayyyyyyyyyyyy

bitches gonna be bitches.

When using swipe, my phone autocorrects @tolar to toolbar.

I miss Chicago nights.

Chicago!

Driving across I-88 is like driving across a mogul field.

Not letting this cold keep me down... Emergen-c slammed. Chicago bound.

Today an old woman accused me of stealing the VW emblem I was rocking on my gold chain, then said she hopes I get paid back for taking it...

Coldest Bock Fest on record!

My buddy Jeff Wingert almost punched me in the face today.

Just ordered a black bean burger with bacon on top and it is GREAT.

I nearly punched my buddy, Jeff Wingert in the face today.

Heading north to drink beer outside in subzero temperatures with some of the some of the best dudes I know. Yes.

Every time kevi visits, I realize that ... I need to make kevi visit more often, lol.

"No, I'm friends with her out*side* of her being a princess." - getting burgers and beer with that kevi.

Trying to answer the question of what my entrance song would be if I were a pro wrestler is one if the hardest things I've ever done.