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Dammit, apple! When I spend $30 for a simple adaptor, I at least expect a sticker in that box.

Every one of us that got off at my @ridedart bus stop today hopped into little sportscars. 135s, WRXs, BRZs, and GTIs... What a weird trend.

I think we need to up our 3D printer game at the @wearemodest office flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjSr2HUR

Going through old college photos and feeling nostalgic as shit. We really had an amazing, hilarious time at Cornell.

Bright, citra hopped pale ales like @TGBrews Pseudo Sue and @3Floyds Zombie Dust are without a doubt, the tastiest things ever made by man.

Pretty sure I just broke my finger typing codez.

It's harder to find 60" gold chains than I thought it'd be. @clint, little help?

March cannot come soon enough. I need me some of that Bock Fest beer and Caribbean sun.

Please remember that a line of code gets read a lot more than it gets written. Don't be clever. Write meaningful code.

Reppin my old shoe sponsor, today! I wish Soap Shoes were still a thing, heh. flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjSi1w9h

My brain is going 150,000 mph... I'm a bit worried that it's about to explode.

Just inadvertently walked ~3 miles for a burrito because I am an airhead... An airhead who really, really wanted a burrito.

Walked 3/4 mile to lunch. Forgot wallet. Wishing that @dwolla worked without having to keep a balance in my account.

Making objective-c not look like shitty doodoo really takes a bit of effort.

A company sees my 5 million view Tech Deck video on YouTube, then sends me "similar" children's toys hoping I'll make viral videos for them.

I wish I knew some little kids to take to this Lego movie.

To: whoever decided to add ties to the corners of duvet covers. I want to kiss you on the mouth. flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjS9Q8X1

Just lost our first Broomball game of the season in the last 2 minutes. Blaming that one on @lancebenz not showing up! Hahaha.

I just set one of those wake-up-alarms for tomorrow morning... I've had to do this 3 times so far this year. I am not happy about it.

I would love to see @automatic add more heads up diagnostics, real time maps and integrate with (or bite) @waze hazard reporting.