Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

My college roommate is on a flight to come hang out for the weekend. This is me right now: vimeo.com/7195514

look at this adorable fixie riding robot hipster: youtube.com/wat...h?v=mT3vfSQePcs

Des Moines kinda smells like burnt waffles right now... and it's surprisingly enjoyable.

Punchin new holes in my belts... Oh yeaaaaah.

Kari's on a flight to Texas... let's trash the house!

Buying a good office chair is like buying a freakin car, man. I can't deciiiiiiiiiide.

Is it safe to use fish sauce that's been expired for 4 years? lol

Unbecoming a pack rat is really hard.

It's really handy that this monitor has an internet explorer setting. flickr.com/phot...ox/12772410294/

The lack of growth and reliability of American internet absolutely destroys me... It's 2014, dudes. Come on.

I would love it if Mediacom's service was half as good as @MediacomSupport.

Preppin for broomball and strutting around the house in some new under armour compression tights... feeling pretty hot right about now.

Attempting to purge my office closet... Step 1: boot up and clean off this old DELL Optiplex from 2007.

Running around with that @kbroox all day was a blast. Blue Man Group was hilarious. I cannot wait for bed tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

Zombie Burger. Bloody Mary. Pseudo Sue beer back. Hangin with @kbroox. This is pretty much the best day evarrrrrrr.

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