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Spent all day building a Back to the Future Delorean Lego set and it. was. awesome.

So yeah, Merry Christmas or whatever.

Kari and I are over here doing Christmas and giving each other the exact same gifts, lol.

The temperature is above 0 babayyyyy

I am very excited that the holidays are almost over.

Christmas break starts NOW

Is it supposed to snow today?

I’m at this drag brunch and a drag queen just crammed a dollar down my shirt. Feeling very sexy rn.

I wish I could teleport from this hotel bed to my home bed.

Venmo rented out the house of blues for their holiday party and I just crashed it.

I just came here to say that I care a lot about what rich people are doing. I’m so happy that we have this outlet to talk about the rich.

I love winter driving in downtown Chicago, lol. No lanes. No rules. Free for all.

Chicago, I’m coming

Hey, do you guys ever post selfies? I’ve been thinking about posting a selfie.

Man, it makes incredibly happy to see the marriages of our gay friends and family being protected.

We should do more good for our neighbors. It feels great.

I started talking to a dealer about ordering a new bronco today…

All drinks are just infused water

Remember when Trump convinced Herschel Walker to move to Georgia to run for Senate?

Heh. I wonder if he’s gonna stick around.

I miss the excitement of CD drops.

Going to the store and finding that anticipated album on the shelf… Buying it as swiftly as possible and then flipping through the album booklet, appreciating the art, and listening to the whole thing front to back for the first time…

4 checking accounts, 5 savings accounts, 4 crypto wallets, 4 investment accounts, 4 IRAs, 2 401ks, a 403b, and a pension.

i feel like i need to do some consolidation here...

“You’re healthy. Try to stay that way.”
- a raving review from my doctor after a physical