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hey @CornellCollege - when did y'all end your collegiate golf program? /cc @CornellRams

Whenever a support rep asks if you have any more questions for them, it’s fun to just ask them for free stuff… even though it almost never works.

Me: we’ll be homebrewing in the garage for the next 3-4 hours
Me, 8 hours later: where did this all go wrong

Me: I just have so much to do. I’ve gotta put the Jeep back together, take the dog to day care, clean the garage, brew beer…
Kari: … I have to go to my job.
Me: … noted. yeah. ok. sorry.

First twins game. Beautiful field. Left my kanji death hat in the shitter. Dangit.

Is it a requirement to leave the balls on bulldogs?

Just had the best sushi experience that I've had since visiting Japan for my birthday 3 years ago. Omakase at Kado No Mise in Minneapolis is legit. Very, very legit.

My first check in: derek.broox.com/on/8/5/1981

Y’all really should be dna testing your pets... @WisdomPanel is WAY more fun and interesting than @23andMe, @ancestry, etc.

3 months of not working and I still have very little desire to get back to a traditional job in the tech industry. Free boi summer continues.

It’s kinda surreal to see old skaters like Mike Vallely and Brandon Novak just chillin around our lil Iowa city this weekend.

Just went to the dew tour in Des Moines. It was super fun to hear all of the young girls being all stoked to see Sky Brown rip around the park.

An old man just did a triple juke around me in the men’s room. Sneaker squeaks and all. Great form.

TGIM

My golf game has much room for improvement, hahah. Regardless, it’s still so much fun to be hanging outside and swingin clubs with good folks. I’m very glad that this game has re-entered my life.

Now, if we could work on these lame-ass dress codes.

Just watched Friday for the first time. It was really, really dumb, lol.

Our dog now picks cucumbers out of our garden and brings them back to his dog bed to gnaw on…

Plz tell me cryptocurrency is gonna die.

Durby’s baby bunny kill count is pretty impressive this evening.

I just ordered an orange to go from a bar… first time I’ve ever done that.