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“The milk from those curds was still in the cow on Monday”

I think I drank too many energy drinks.

I haven’t clubbed in awhile.

I hope I feel like sleeping at some point in the future.

Yo, I’m at this EDM club and my larynx is vibrating.

I love it.

My father-in-law recently said, “The metaverse sounds like something that would be really, really cool if I was in a coma.” …and I think that’s just about perfect.

Merged my first code at the new job today. Feels good, man.

Imagining how much less annoying Iowa would be if we lost the caucus.

We don’t deserve it anyway. We’re not representative of the country.

4 years of long hair and I still haven’t figured out how to wear my hood up properly.

401KS AND PAY DAYS BAYBAYYYY

i like that lil uzi vert song where he's like, daaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuummmmmmmm

Since going back to work and sitting at a desk, all of my health metrics are trending poorly… weird how that works.

Who’s ready to cyber?

Iowa football + post thanksgiving homebrewing starts NOW

Sleepin on the top bunk. Oh yeah baby.

Tell your mom thanks

Why do webcam makers think that they need to put mics on their hardware? We don’t want them.

I am completely helpless against the draw of cold pizza that exists in my fridge

Kanye’s Facts song is a lot funnier now

I think the only things that I’ve had longer than my Twitter account are my marriage and broox.com

My fav slack command is: /slackfont Wingdings

Blue tortilla chips are better than all other tortilla chips.