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Currently watching @mayorlawnwoods absolutely destroy the stix dance floor during @MCHammer can't touch this.

Poker night. Hit me up if you wanna play cards in a couple hours!

My 5ft long gold chain is here! But it's not nearly as thick as it needs to be... Where can I find a GIANT 5ft long cuban link gold chain???

I wish @untappd would let me snap a photo of a beer menu, tap handles, or a beer cooler and then tell me what to order.

Refactoring code and drinking tequila... There is no way this can end poorly.

Welp. Forgot my glasses... Looks like I'll be pulling a @wxwill and wearing my prescription sunnys around the office all day.

Just tried to buy some hilarious new swim trunks and then found out they only come in toddler sizes... What a terrible start to a Friday.

Dear @MediacomSupport,
wtf.

I love slammin ice cold skim milks.

Just finished a brutal core workout of shoveling the heaviest #blizzard #snow in the universe, bros. #weather #muscles #backs #douchetime

I could really go for a DQ Blizzard right about now.

Thinking about building an MP3 player that requires all tracks to be rewound after listening...

So, I bought a finger surfboard flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjSTSSPH

From my car to a dealership shuttle to a bus to a long walk home... I did not plan my transportation very well today.

Navigating Xcode is awful.

Just got word that five foot long Cuban link gold chain has been shipped to me. Yes.

Every restaurant trying to make lettuce wrapped sandwiches needs to study the @jimmyjohns unwich.

Remote paired programming over Google hangouts is fun, but it'd be even better if running hangouts and xcode together didn't destroy CPUs.

Hey internet, wanna talk about the weather?

When no one else is home I sing to Garth Brooks.