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Somehow my titanium ring has escaped my thumb. :( I hope it is hiding in this house somewhere.

I would love to be sitting at @bangersandlace right about now. Day beers sound fantastic.

I wish Apple made an iTunes remote for OSX.

About to introduce these kid cudi playing jukebox kids to cradle of filth.

WOOP THAT TRICK

My sushi chefs withholding my food until I take shots of Hennessey with them. Hahaha. I love these dudes.

Dudes, check out this flappy bird cheat and thank me later. youtube.com/wat...h?v=gD-nzHy2DdU

Finally got my Automatic Link! Now, can I get some decent driving weather... flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjRZYqTz

What's going on in Des Moines this weekend? Let's hang out!

Going out with my aunt and uncle to watch the Fred Gazzo band play tribute to Cole Porter was the best decision I could've made today.

Currently twerking and coding (and tweeting) at the same time. Typing is not easy.

I usually really enjoy getting in over my head... Now is not one of those times. This is going to be a rough month.

My Xcode could really use that flatland SublimeText theme.

Wife wakes up and decides to shovel part of the driveway to help out. Winds up keying the side of my car with the shovel blade.

Xcode storyboards give me weird flashbacks to Microsoft Access and Macromedia Dreamweaver. *shudders*

Why are there hardly any thunderbolt docks on the market roughly 3 years after its launch?

I would love a @fitbit with heart rate and perspiration sensors that I could wear on my ankle.

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have eaten something called "bacon explosion" the day after "bacon fest" ... Thanks, Superbowl.

Seattle is better than Denver at football.

HIKE. oops!