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I would love to watch the superbowl somewhere today. Anyone around Des Moines hosting or going anywhere fun to watch the game?

"OK, we need to get a baby Weiner dog and name him samurai Sam... or Burt Reynolds. You have 2 choices" - @kbroox

Really digging the heart rate, perspiration, and sleep tracking on @mybasis, but step tracking seems inaccurate compared to the @fitbit one.

My body is not very happy about everything I consumed yesterday.

OH: karaoke is for poor people

Just played bubble butt on this dive bar jukebox... And Tia is straight twerking on the wall.

It's really nice that baconfest is 21+. I wish every public place was 21+

"We ought damn near take a number, ain't we?" - dude in line at bacon fest

I am about to eat a lot of bacon.

hey @clint! Whaddayou know about bamboo sunglass selfies? flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjRA1bBQ

Download flappy bird on your phone and play it right now... worst game ever!

My absolute favorite part about not being married to a crazy person is: not being married to a crazy person.

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Totally forgot that the Garden pizza at Riverbend has meat on it... That vegetarian wife of mine is not gonna enjoy this very much.

Headin back to Iowa for Bacon fest.

I love @clint and myself.

Last night in Chicago... Trying to think of a place to hang out at that's better than my hotel room.

Just finished up an amazing, hilarious day with the Modest team. I work with great people.

Snowfall looks way cooler from the 40th floor.

So my hotel room has cheetah and zebra print robes in the closet... If we're friends on snapchat, expect selfies, hahaha.