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Please remember that a line of code gets read a lot more than it gets written. Don't be clever. Write meaningful code.

Reppin my old shoe sponsor, today! I wish Soap Shoes were still a thing, heh. flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjSi1w9h

My brain is going 150,000 mph... I'm a bit worried that it's about to explode.

Just inadvertently walked ~3 miles for a burrito because I am an airhead... An airhead who really, really wanted a burrito.

Walked 3/4 mile to lunch. Forgot wallet. Wishing that @dwolla worked without having to keep a balance in my account.

Making objective-c not look like shitty doodoo really takes a bit of effort.

A company sees my 5 million view Tech Deck video on YouTube, then sends me "similar" children's toys hoping I'll make viral videos for them.

I wish I knew some little kids to take to this Lego movie.

To: whoever decided to add ties to the corners of duvet covers. I want to kiss you on the mouth. flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjS9Q8X1

Just lost our first Broomball game of the season in the last 2 minutes. Blaming that one on @lancebenz not showing up! Hahaha.

I just set one of those wake-up-alarms for tomorrow morning... I've had to do this 3 times so far this year. I am not happy about it.

I would love to see @automatic add more heads up diagnostics, real time maps and integrate with (or bite) @waze hazard reporting.

Somehow my titanium ring has escaped my thumb. :( I hope it is hiding in this house somewhere.

I would love to be sitting at @bangersandlace right about now. Day beers sound fantastic.

I wish Apple made an iTunes remote for OSX.

About to introduce these kid cudi playing jukebox kids to cradle of filth.

WOOP THAT TRICK

My sushi chefs withholding my food until I take shots of Hennessey with them. Hahaha. I love these dudes.

Dudes, check out this flappy bird cheat and thank me later. youtube.com/wat...h?v=gD-nzHy2DdU

Finally got my Automatic Link! Now, can I get some decent driving weather... flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjRZYqTz