Microblog

What's going on in Des Moines this weekend? Let's hang out!

Going out with my aunt and uncle to watch the Fred Gazzo band play tribute to Cole Porter was the best decision I could've made today.

Currently twerking and coding (and tweeting) at the same time. Typing is not easy.

I usually really enjoy getting in over my head... Now is not one of those times. This is going to be a rough month.

My Xcode could really use that flatland SublimeText theme.

Wife wakes up and decides to shovel part of the driveway to help out. Winds up keying the side of my car with the shovel blade.

Xcode storyboards give me weird flashbacks to Microsoft Access and Macromedia Dreamweaver. *shudders*

Why are there hardly any thunderbolt docks on the market roughly 3 years after its launch?

I would love a @fitbit with heart rate and perspiration sensors that I could wear on my ankle.

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have eaten something called "bacon explosion" the day after "bacon fest" ... Thanks, Superbowl.

Seattle is better than Denver at football.

HIKE. oops!

I would love to watch the superbowl somewhere today. Anyone around Des Moines hosting or going anywhere fun to watch the game?

"OK, we need to get a baby Weiner dog and name him samurai Sam... or Burt Reynolds. You have 2 choices" - @kbroox

Really digging the heart rate, perspiration, and sleep tracking on @mybasis, but step tracking seems inaccurate compared to the @fitbit one.

My body is not very happy about everything I consumed yesterday.

OH: karaoke is for poor people

Just played bubble butt on this dive bar jukebox... And Tia is straight twerking on the wall.

It's really nice that baconfest is 21+. I wish every public place was 21+

"We ought damn near take a number, ain't we?" - dude in line at bacon fest