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I WOKE UP IN A LOU MALNATI'S

Pro tip: don't pour vodka in your pants. It burns.

I've said it a billion times. That @djdiverse is a damned genius. Dude constantly blows my mind live. Bring him to your club.

Party time.

Gmail Goes Down Across The World techcrunch.com/...ross-the-world/

Over 3 weeks without beer and my sushi chef hands me a sake bomb and a plate of fancy sushi as soon as I sat down. Dammit.

Iowa's getting a lot of love in the news lately. It's kind of hilarious, but I ultimately agree. Living here is nice. washingtonpost....es-in-10-steps/

Better get this camera charged... @djdiverse is coming to town. We're clubbing tonight.

Today, I chased down my recycling man after not getting my bin out in time... I am not very good at being an adult.

Know what's awesome? Truffle salt.

My home's thermostat is currently set 100° higher than the temperature outside.

Brain: melting. I should stop working and go be dumb in front of a TV!

Chilling with Kari while she gets her first dose of meds. Watching golden girls.

Sometimes I feel a bit bad for the chiropractors and massage therapists who have to deal with my nasty-ass rat tail.

You know, movie theaters are pretty annoying places to watch movies.

I have no idea how to work IRAs... Investing shouldn't be this hard.

Just scored the *last* bottle of @TGBrews Pseudo Sue available in my town. Thanks @BeerMurph! flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjQYUjmg

That moment you start following and tweeting at a microbrewery delivery driver to find out when their craft brews will be dropped off...

Got the day off! ...what should I work on?

Dear Des Moines, I need a hot tub stat. Where can I find one? Please and thanks.