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I just saw a giant shooting star shooting through downtown Des Moines!

Josh is in town. See you Sunday.

Dudes. Stop comparing 4K displays to retina displays. Retina is about pixels per inch. 4K is a screen resolution. A retina 4K would be ~22"

My name's Derek Brooks, but you can call me Drenny Brimbleson flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjQP5H4k

I'm Mr. MOOOOJOOOOO RIIIIIISIIIIIIN

Garth Brooks talks in his sleep more than anyone I know.

This weekend can not get here fast enough. PARTY. PARTY. PARTY.

Some things that I learned in 2013 derek.broox.com...earned-in-2013/

It became late!

Depeche Mode. As loud as I can get it to go.

Taking that @kbroox out for a celebration cocktail after getting booted from physical therapy today. This girl's an ultimate fighter.

URGENT: I need a programming language that let's us use emoji as variable names.

I'm a mandarin orange eating MACHINE

My indo board just arrived!

"High Spending alert: In the past 30 days, you spent $350.00 on Tattoo. Usually you spend $58.33." ... Thanks, @mint.

Huh... @ridedart got rid of the bus stop near my house. I... uh... guess I'll drive to work today.

I dreamt about vagrant, virtual machines, and an all out death match with some dude last night. wtf, brain. Stop being such a nerd.

Long story, short: you're going to die.

"Can you get me a diet root beer? It's next to the orange soda in aisles 8 or 16" ... My wife shops at target too much.

Downloading the JDK. :(