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I can't wait for my nest powered big dog

It kills me that you can't create new labels on @github issues without first finding their label manager and manually adding them.

and wtf are the golden globes?

Cleaning up your google, twitter, and facebook authorized apps is a great way to reminisce about lots of awful social startup ideas!

I wish milkmen still existed.

That tweet sounded way worse than I had intended...

I've had this bracelet on longer than I've been married... I don't think it's going to last much longer flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQyJtB4

game time. flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQsQTLb

party time.

Just called @MediacomSupport to see why my internet is broken and their voice system crashed and hung up on me. Uhhh? Guys? Everything OK?

A shiny new sticker holder just arrived! Please send all of your awesome stickers to: 1403 SE Rio Dr, flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQrddy3

Last night I was told that my phone wallpaper looked like a gay muscle, haha. flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQrtS6K

The original iPhone was announced 7 years ago, today.

Garth Brooks is sad about me going to work. vine.co/v/h3nU7nhiAv9

Test Driven Bug Fixing...

Midday showers are definitelt the best thing for my productivity. Just solved so many problems in there.

I wish @plugformac supported AirPlay.

Hangin out. Eatin a clementine. Singing, "oh my darling, clementine" as loud as I can while that @kbroox wonders why she married me.

wtf do you do with old DVD players and receivers?

Really digging on King Krule right now... Kid sorta reminds me of a combination of Wu Lyf and Tom Waits.