Microblog

One of my favorite things to do is microwave some food, take it out of the microwave and immediately jam it into my mouth to burn my tongue.

JavaScript is melting my brain.

Buying a pair of fingerless gloves to keep in the pockets of each coat/hoodie I own may have been one of the best ideas I've had this year.

I would really like to fly in one of those crazy wingsuits.

Talkin about weather and Grammys on their internet.

"30-40 MPH winds with significant gusts in excess of 60 MPH. Travel will be difficult. Especially for high profile vehicles."

HOLY SHIT IT'S WINDY

In Iowa, it's spelled Nevada, but it's pronounced Nevayda.

Alright taxes. Let's see how hard you're gonna bone me THIS year... No whammies! No whammies! No whammies!

I am undebatably the sleepiest dude north of the equator.

What kind of nerd wakes up on a Saturday morning, all jazzed to start writing functional JavaScript tests all day? ... apparently, this guy.

Hobby: spelling and pronouncing sphincter without an H

I WOKE UP IN A LOU MALNATI'S

Pro tip: don't pour vodka in your pants. It burns.

I've said it a billion times. That @djdiverse is a damned genius. Dude constantly blows my mind live. Bring him to your club.

Party time.

Gmail Goes Down Across The World techcrunch.com/...ross-the-world/

Over 3 weeks without beer and my sushi chef hands me a sake bomb and a plate of fancy sushi as soon as I sat down. Dammit.

Iowa's getting a lot of love in the news lately. It's kind of hilarious, but I ultimately agree. Living here is nice. washingtonpost....es-in-10-steps/

Better get this camera charged... @djdiverse is coming to town. We're clubbing tonight.