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Today, I chased down my recycling man after not getting my bin out in time... I am not very good at being an adult.

Know what's awesome? Truffle salt.

My home's thermostat is currently set 100° higher than the temperature outside.

Brain: melting. I should stop working and go be dumb in front of a TV!

Chilling with Kari while she gets her first dose of meds. Watching golden girls.

Sometimes I feel a bit bad for the chiropractors and massage therapists who have to deal with my nasty-ass rat tail.

You know, movie theaters are pretty annoying places to watch movies.

I have no idea how to work IRAs... Investing shouldn't be this hard.

Just scored the *last* bottle of @TGBrews Pseudo Sue available in my town. Thanks @BeerMurph! flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjQYUjmg

That moment you start following and tweeting at a microbrewery delivery driver to find out when their craft brews will be dropped off...

Got the day off! ...what should I work on?

Dear Des Moines, I need a hot tub stat. Where can I find one? Please and thanks.

I just saw a giant shooting star shooting through downtown Des Moines!

Josh is in town. See you Sunday.

Dudes. Stop comparing 4K displays to retina displays. Retina is about pixels per inch. 4K is a screen resolution. A retina 4K would be ~22"

My name's Derek Brooks, but you can call me Drenny Brimbleson flic.kr/u/epyBx84/aHsjQP5H4k

I'm Mr. MOOOOJOOOOO RIIIIIISIIIIIIN

Garth Brooks talks in his sleep more than anyone I know.

This weekend can not get here fast enough. PARTY. PARTY. PARTY.

Some things that I learned in 2013 derek.broox.com...earned-in-2013/