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Man. My brain is shot. I barely have a memory, which you can probably imagine is quite infuriating.

Pretty sure that I literally threw $200 in the trash...

At least it's a dry cold.

I think my internet tubes are frozen. What do you think, @MediacomSupport?

When I come home cold and tired, it's good to warm my bones by the fire.

Nothing like a full plate of Jethro's wings after a day of remodeling.

OH: I have more fun being gay than I do being straight... unless I'm having sex with my wife.

Trying desperately to finish up my last ever freelance gig. It will never eeeeeennnnnnddddd.

Really wishing @StartupCityDSM had some @Sonos gear right about now.

This Saturday does not feel like a Saturday. Sooo, might as well put in some work.

These dudes were way ahead of their time. I loved my sidekicks... “Some of what we did at Danger” by @chrisdesalvo medium.com/p/d823af31f7c

My Wii fit age is apparently 42. wtf.

Just got to see my dad for the first time in over a year. Finally got him on that FaceTime!

Android emulators are not fast

People talking about people on twitter.

I'm so confused about what day it is.

Listening to M83 is barely ever a bad idea.

A brief look at my 2013: derek.broox.com/in/2013

Hangin out with some bros who hate readin books... My people.

Just introduced my crocs to snow... Biggest mistake of 2014.