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party time.

Just called @MediacomSupport to see why my internet is broken and their voice system crashed and hung up on me. Uhhh? Guys? Everything OK?

A shiny new sticker holder just arrived! Please send all of your awesome stickers to: 1403 SE Rio Dr, flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQrddy3

Last night I was told that my phone wallpaper looked like a gay muscle, haha. flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQrtS6K

The original iPhone was announced 7 years ago, today.

Garth Brooks is sad about me going to work. vine.co/v/h3nU7nhiAv9

Test Driven Bug Fixing...

Midday showers are definitelt the best thing for my productivity. Just solved so many problems in there.

I wish @plugformac supported AirPlay.

Hangin out. Eatin a clementine. Singing, "oh my darling, clementine" as loud as I can while that @kbroox wonders why she married me.

wtf do you do with old DVD players and receivers?

Really digging on King Krule right now... Kid sorta reminds me of a combination of Wu Lyf and Tom Waits.

Man. My brain is shot. I barely have a memory, which you can probably imagine is quite infuriating.

Pretty sure that I literally threw $200 in the trash...

At least it's a dry cold.

I think my internet tubes are frozen. What do you think, @MediacomSupport?

When I come home cold and tired, it's good to warm my bones by the fire.

Nothing like a full plate of Jethro's wings after a day of remodeling.

OH: I have more fun being gay than I do being straight... unless I'm having sex with my wife.

Trying desperately to finish up my last ever freelance gig. It will never eeeeeennnnnnddddd.