Microblog

It became late!

Depeche Mode. As loud as I can get it to go.

Taking that @kbroox out for a celebration cocktail after getting booted from physical therapy today. This girl's an ultimate fighter.

URGENT: I need a programming language that let's us use emoji as variable names.

I'm a mandarin orange eating MACHINE

My indo board just arrived!

"High Spending alert: In the past 30 days, you spent $350.00 on Tattoo. Usually you spend $58.33." ... Thanks, @mint.

Huh... @ridedart got rid of the bus stop near my house. I... uh... guess I'll drive to work today.

I dreamt about vagrant, virtual machines, and an all out death match with some dude last night. wtf, brain. Stop being such a nerd.

Long story, short: you're going to die.

"Can you get me a diet root beer? It's next to the orange soda in aisles 8 or 16" ... My wife shops at target too much.

Downloading the JDK. :(

I can't wait for my nest powered big dog

It kills me that you can't create new labels on @github issues without first finding their label manager and manually adding them.

and wtf are the golden globes?

Cleaning up your google, twitter, and facebook authorized apps is a great way to reminisce about lots of awful social startup ideas!

I wish milkmen still existed.

That tweet sounded way worse than I had intended...

I've had this bracelet on longer than I've been married... I don't think it's going to last much longer flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQyJtB4

game time. flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjQsQTLb