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• My dentist just told me that I’m getting my first cavity. This is BULLSHIT posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

• It doesn’t feel like winter until the first night of broomball! I’m out of shape and we lost, but it’s good to be r… t.co/1dkqSHWooA posted 1 month ago - reply

• Forgot to download instagram. Guess I better do that. Important pictures. posted 1 month ago - reply

• Thankful that the long, gluttonous thanksgiving weekend is almost over. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

• Well, that didn’t take long... t.co/tZIovF7fza posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

• Black Friday brew day starts now! t.co/HvLb5ECqdB posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

• THANKS A LOT posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

• I am ready to butt chug some sunlight posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

• iPhone cameras are not good posted 1 month ago - 6 comments

• @realDonaldTrump Would you just SHUT THE FUCK UP posted 1 month ago - reply

• @MPilonn That’s real nice posted 1 month ago - reply

• i've been remodeling our house for ~4 years and feel like i'm fiiiiinally nearing the end... i'm pausing work for t… t.co/UiV2egPcSk posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

• @MPilonn Luckyyyyy posted 1 month ago - reply

• I am an exhausted boy posted 1 month ago - reply

• Elon’s midlife crisis is so good posted 1 month ago - reply

• @ThriftedWisdom Cali af posted 1 month ago - reply

• This Tesla truck looks like a pinewood derby car. posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

• I’ve barely been in Chicago for an hour and I am already eating a slice of Malört cake. posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

• This is a good tweet t.co/DcUwJNBpm3 posted 1 month ago - reply

• TSA is bullshit posted 1 month ago - 3 comments