Microblog

  • Just saw a downtown DM cop on the street helping this young dude tie his necktie. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Pre-ordered a phone. I am a whore. posted 2 months ago - 7 comments

  • @madebygoogle All of the pixel 3 trade-in stuff is broken on your website, btw. tapping any of the phone "makes" ta… t.co/6LiowKERdN posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Kari and I are currently eating Kraft macaroni and cheese mixed with spaghetti-O's. It is disgusting... but also kind of awesome. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Cornell college lost football today #corNELLnation posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Currently sitting at a bar where the entire city's power has gone out. This is a remarkable experience. posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

  • I dig Post Malone, but this Better Now soft rock track really does not belong on these hip hop stations. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • Goddamn, yoga is hard sometimes. Feels awful/good man. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I'm mostly excited for the Pixel 3 announcement because my <1 year old Pixel 2 is so laggy that it barely works anymore... Frustrating. posted 2 months ago - 8 comments

  • Holy shit, is that the sun? 😎 posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Whew, that was a long, intense baseball game. See ya next year, Cubs. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Touchnice is the best DJ in DM. It's so good to see this dude in the club. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Bat 1.000 and hit a home run in a game of softball tonight. Felt good, man. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Last night I had a nightmare that Kari convinced me to be an elementary school math teacher. Jesus Christ. posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

  • @simple Can you only have one protected goal? I tried creating a second, but it seems to have just created a regular goal. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • Every morning, I wake up to a song called, The Power Motherfucker by Captain Ahab posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Doing yardwork and grilling pizzas for family today earned me 122 flights of stairs, 23,000 steps, and roughly 65,000 calories of pizza. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • @dollcraftcraig #NotScaredOfTree posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

  • Where do all the iPhone cables disappear to? posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

  • At Home Depot. This old black dude walks up, points to one of my forearm tattoos and says, "you're not gonna belie… t.co/AFdi1Rwg8f posted 2 months ago - reply