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RT @CBSEveningNews: BREAKING: Four instructors affiliated with Iowa's Cornell College were injured in "a serious incident" while at a park…

I scored 2 of our 3 goals in hockey tonight.

3 games. 4 goals.
Oh yeah baby.

Holy shit. Apple is finally going to allow us to remove the flashlight from the Lock Screen. #courage

Trust your instincts

I’ve scored in 100% of the hockey games that I’ve played in since rejoining… which is 2.

2 games. 2 goals.

Skating is still atrocious tho.

So far I’ve pulled 9 ticks off of myself and 30 off my dog. Kari somehow has none.

First official week of hockey league... My skating is atrocious, but I scored a goal and our team won.

What a day. 🥰

Earlier this week, I learned that on top of my strained ankle and LCL, I have a partially torn meniscus.

My body hasn’t felt right all year… and trying to pick all the sports back up certainly isn’t helping.

Getting old is getting old. I’m not sure I recommend it.

Truth. The UI is more intuitive. The app is much more responsive, but I can’t add songs to my queue and have 5 new speakers that I cannot add to my system. twitter.com/har...391208781230392

RT @harper: its wild that sonos shipped their new app and it doesn't work

you can't add a new speaker.
you can't add a song to the queue…

Just bought 5 new @sonos speakers and cannot add any of them with the new app, lol

This new @sonos app is so much nicer.

Dear @FedEx, for the love of God, can you please respect this label from @Sunbasketmeals. t.co/H7p2fqzkCV

Just played my first game of hockey in 25 years and it was fun as shit.

I’ve got a ton of work to do to get my legs and stick back, but I had a few decent shots on goal.

Ok, I’m gonna lay down and die again.

Golf practice, hockey practice, sand volleyball double header, yardwork, a concert, 2 parties, and pretty much consumed only pizza, tacos, and beer.

That was quite a weekend.

I am going to lay down and die now.

I regret going all in on google services back in the day.

Why is karaoke legal?

Don’t forget to say, “let’s go” when you’re celebrating something.