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I was in bed for 12 hours last night. Hoping for 11 tonight... stupid 9:30 meeting. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments
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"turn it up Brooks! Dixie chicken! Brooks you bitch!" - my my beloved father-in-law posted 2 months ago - 1 comment
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Basketball would be a lot better if they would get rid of all the whiney boy foul rules. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment
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I regret drinking that vodka free energy drink at 10pm. posted 2 months ago - reply
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@TheKevinSwitzer Captain Badass is a marvel. posted 2 months ago - reply
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Houses are the worst. Why do we buy them? posted 2 months ago - 2 comments
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Weekend gluttony posted 3 months ago - reply
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Feels good to wiz hard posted 3 months ago - 3 comments
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@keithaobrien On a Thursday!? posted 3 months ago - reply
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TEE GEE EYE EFF posted 3 months ago - reply
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I am eating a vinegar pie. This is a new experience for me. posted 3 months ago - 2 comments
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I am really not a fan of bullshit. posted 3 months ago - reply
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Are there brownouts happening in Des Moines? My lights are randomly cutting out and doing weird shit today... or I… t.co/iPe6cIRmEV posted 3 months ago - reply
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Yoga is the best. I need more. posted 3 months ago - reply
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Whew, ok... No travel planned for 2 months. posted 3 months ago - reply
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@realDonaldTrump shut up, bitch posted 3 months ago - reply
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IT'S FREEZING AGAIN posted 3 months ago - 1 comment
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🚨🚨🚨 IT'S ABOVE FREEZING OUTSIDE 🚨🚨🚨 posted 3 months ago - 1 comment
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Did you know that Chihuahua cheese comes from the milk of actual Chihuahuas? posted 3 months ago - 1 comment
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@geoffwood They're not wrong tho posted 3 months ago - 1 comment