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• I am incapable of sleep now. 🧟‍♂️ posted 2 months ago - reply

• Chicago! I am here! …and for the first time ever, I’m having a hard time finding late night dinner in this city. Goddamn covid! posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• Kari put Ariana Grande essentials on the sonos and then left the house… and now I’m just here listening to Ariana G… t.co/IiqZ7KuA9o posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• This whole thing about the iPhone weather app not displaying the number 69 is so great. posted 2 months ago - reply

• The algorithms are terrible. posted 2 months ago - reply

• OHP NEVERMIND. Password is expired. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• Back to work after a month. Nearly forgot my password. Excited to see what I do here now. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• Today is my last day of sabbatical. 😭 posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

• I brought Kevi to a Britney Spears themed drag show and it is great. posted 2 months ago - reply

• I turn 40 in one month. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• Too old for this shit posted 2 months ago - reply

• Kari just left town for a few days and I’m ready to take my shirt off, blare some music, and slam some dewskis and… t.co/tOTpSeOcUw posted 2 months ago - 6 comments

• @MPilonn Very good advice, daddy posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• One of my neighbors put a big ol PRIVATE PROPERTY sign where I walked my injured dog across part of their lawn. posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

• Camping across South Dakota was pretty cool. Here are some photos.. t.co/XcpW8g3dC9 posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• @RIOzay If you’d just stop eatin some dry ass nuggets, you wouldn’t need the sauce. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• Two weeks into sabbatical. Very ready to retire. posted 2 months ago - reply

• Bout to go register my tiny camper. What should I get on the plates? CAMPBOY? TINYBOY? LILBED? Something else? t.co/igcydJNTkB posted 2 months ago - 5 comments

• I am excited to get back to the land of @caseysgenstore and @kumandgo. The gas stations of the west suck shit. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• I really need a shower posted 2 months ago - reply